Crying is defined as one tear you had to wipe from the corner of your eye to out right balling like a baby.
In another thread a poster suggested I eat gay food and cry at a movie which got me to thinking about the subject of men crying at a movie. I am man enough to admit that I have cryed at a movie and here they are.
Saving Private Ryan - I am a former United States Marine that understands the nature of war so I can cry all I want during that movie. If you don't like it I will find you, rip out your eyeballs and skull fuck you (Full Metal Jacket).
Field of Dreams - when Kevin Cosner plays catch with his dad toward the end of the movie. Thats all man stuff...a guy and his dad. I didn't cry when the daughter started choking on the hot dog or anything like that. It is about time they show that movie since baseball season started.
The Elephant Man - I never paid attention to that movie and probably thought it was funny the first time I saw it. When the evil guard brings his boys and a bunch of whores and they party in E Mans room is still kind of funny but there is a scene where Joan Crawford meets him for the first time and well.....I blubbered for a couple of seconds. Can not defend that one...kind of gay I guess. This happened like last month.
Bambi - When Bambi's mom got shot. I probably balled my eyes out when I saw it as a kid, can't remember but then I saw it again about ten years ago with my 2 year old I shed about 4 tears. Fuck you! Get a copy of that Disney move and watch it. If you don't feel anything when Babmi's mom becomes deer sausage then you are either a hunter or are dead inside.
You guys that never cry or would never cry under any circumstances or have never cried a day in your adult lives can save your comments. I acknoledge in advance that you think men that have cried watching a movie are thong wearing, hip swaying butt pirates.
In another thread a poster suggested I eat gay food and cry at a movie which got me to thinking about the subject of men crying at a movie. I am man enough to admit that I have cryed at a movie and here they are.
Saving Private Ryan - I am a former United States Marine that understands the nature of war so I can cry all I want during that movie. If you don't like it I will find you, rip out your eyeballs and skull fuck you (Full Metal Jacket).
Field of Dreams - when Kevin Cosner plays catch with his dad toward the end of the movie. Thats all man stuff...a guy and his dad. I didn't cry when the daughter started choking on the hot dog or anything like that. It is about time they show that movie since baseball season started.
The Elephant Man - I never paid attention to that movie and probably thought it was funny the first time I saw it. When the evil guard brings his boys and a bunch of whores and they party in E Mans room is still kind of funny but there is a scene where Joan Crawford meets him for the first time and well.....I blubbered for a couple of seconds. Can not defend that one...kind of gay I guess. This happened like last month.
Bambi - When Bambi's mom got shot. I probably balled my eyes out when I saw it as a kid, can't remember but then I saw it again about ten years ago with my 2 year old I shed about 4 tears. Fuck you! Get a copy of that Disney move and watch it. If you don't feel anything when Babmi's mom becomes deer sausage then you are either a hunter or are dead inside.
You guys that never cry or would never cry under any circumstances or have never cried a day in your adult lives can save your comments. I acknoledge in advance that you think men that have cried watching a movie are thong wearing, hip swaying butt pirates.
